As I write this I am sitting listening to call waiting music. As call waiting music goes it's actually not that bad. Gentle ambient tones are massaging my eardrums as I wait patiently to speak to a member of customer support. The worst call waiting music I have been subjected to is that of our workplace IT support team. It starts with this long drawn out 'jazzy' note on the clarinet & then wobbles into a poorly thought out melody over some rubbish synth tones. If hell has a